Are You Easily Persuaded?

A woman and a man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally damaged, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Wow, look at our cars, there’s nothing left! Thank God, we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other.” The man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely.”
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, “And here’s another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”

The gullible are easily taken for a ride, and there will be no one else to be blamed.

 

Regards,

Clearstreamofreason 😉

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